What's Her Story: Your sidekick in Unreal 2 is called Aida. She's got a nasty teenage scrunched-up hairdo that normally goes so well with the open-mouthed chewing of gum and giant gold ear-rings. Although she looks like her pimp is rollin' round the corner, she's a war hero who's so good at her job that all she gets to do is explain your next mission in soul-crushing detail. At the end of yet another between-mission spoon feeding most players are for the 4,000 volts straight in the brain. At one point Aida herself says "I just can't go on with this stupid briefing!". Luckily, Aida has an ample virtual busom to look at when you get bored.
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